Jude's blog, chapter 3: 🦸‍♂️


Guess who’s back…

Back again...

Jude is back...

Tell a friend...

Yup, I'm back. Anyways, psych superheroes. I could D-see this project being a lot of fun! (see what I did there? I'm pretty funny. Sometimes I Marvel at my comedic genius (ha! I did it again! I'm too good.))

If you read my last blog , you may recall that my birthday is December 21st, meaning my superhero has abilities relating to the cerebellum and substance P. The cerebellum coordinates movement and controls muscles, while substance P is associated with pain and inflammation. So...




My superhero's name is P-Brain. He has impeccable balance and coordination with his enhanced cerebellum. Furthermore, he has enhanced ability in his eye movements, which he uses to stare people directly in the eyes, and... he can give you arthritis. That's right. He can heighten your substance P. This power is activated whenever he looks you in the eyes and says the phrase, "and this is what the P stands for!" Just like that, you have arthritis. 


He was a former brain surgeon who touched a radioactive brain (with no gloves, like an idiot) and suddenly his head began to grow pink and develop a blue P. He used to use his power for evil, but then he accidentally gave his grandma arthritis! 


He was banned from the family reunions so he decided to use his gift for good in order to get back in everyone's good graces.
Scary world out there, man. If you see my guy P-Brain, don’t look him in the eyes. Don’t do crime, because you might have to face him.
See y’all next time!

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